tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67643692878405402302011-09-16T02:25:02.076-04:00A humorous design/lifestyle blog for those with little to no time to be as fabulous as they wish they could beLance Ricehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821105255019013019noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6764369287840540230.post-16044507619584993012009-03-01T14:35:00.014-05:002009-03-01T15:42:28.085-05:00<div>Ok, I'm not into antiques, unless you consider mid-centry modern furniture antiques.  But I still love to go and root through the local stores from time to time for great chairs that I can have recovered.  And then there are times like this Saturday that I make me feel like I need a shower after walking out of the store.  I'm not sure what the hell the proprietor is passing this sucker off as, but I believe I'm going to go back and buy it as stainless steel dildos are definitely cheaper by the linear yard...  I can just imagine two elderly ladies sashaying in after lunch on a Saturday and rounding the corner and having this staring them in the face.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/Sarmw9HvF3I/AAAAAAAAABQ/vYRqOo6MNtg/s1600-h/P2280882.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/Sarmw9HvF3I/AAAAAAAAABQ/vYRqOo6MNtg/s320/P2280882.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308308839524669298" /> </a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/Sarmw9HvF3I/AAAAAAAAABQ/vYRqOo6MNtg/s1600-h/P2280882.JPG"> "Merna is that what I think it is?  </a><div><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/SarnCfbzSDI/AAAAAAAAABY/bIe7VTiqAqg/s1600-h/P2280883.JPG"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/SarnCfbzSDI/AAAAAAAAABY/bIe7VTiqAqg/s320/P2280883.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308309140793411634" style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px; " />  </a></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/SarnCfbzSDI/AAAAAAAAABY/bIe7VTiqAqg/s1600-h/P2280883.JPG">"I don't know Eufemia, let me put on my specs."</a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/SarnqLrfKeI/AAAAAAAAABg/dt1UrxgLpAc/s1600-h/P2280884.JPG"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/SarnqLrfKeI/AAAAAAAAABg/dt1UrxgLpAc/s320/P2280884.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308309822685260258" style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px; " />  </a></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/SarnqLrfKeI/AAAAAAAAABg/dt1UrxgLpAc/s1600-h/P2280884.JPG">"Holy shit Merna!  Oh shopkeep, shopkeep!  We'll take it!"</a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe these two fellas already have it on hold?  Who knew sumo wrestling could be so sensual?  I know I always like a good wedgie before "sliding the old sumo in".</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/Sarp92erTaI/AAAAAAAAABo/WNX0o4d3_wY/s1600-h/P2280879.JPG"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Q0KKNWx88TE/Sarp92erTaI/AAAAAAAAABo/WNX0o4d3_wY/s320/P2280879.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308312359615024546" style="cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 320px; " /></a><br /></div><div><div><br /></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6764369287840540230-1604450761958499301?l=designdisorder.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Lance Ricehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11821105255019013019noreply@blogger.com1