Ok, I'm not into antiques, unless you consider mid-centry modern furniture antiques. But I still love to go and root through the local stores from time to time for great chairs that I can have recovered. And then there are times like this Saturday that I make me feel like I need a shower after walking out of the store. I'm not sure what the hell the proprietor is passing this sucker off as, but I believe I'm going to go back and buy it as stainless steel dildos are definitely cheaper by the linear yard... I can just imagine two elderly ladies sashaying in after lunch on a Saturday and rounding the corner and having this staring them in the face.
"Merna is that what I think it is?
Maybe these two fellas already have it on hold? Who knew sumo wrestling could be so sensual? I know I always like a good wedgie before "sliding the old sumo in".